The mind of Ross Armer

 
SELECT id, name, fullname, birth1, death1, deathplace, is_divorced, 
wedding1, ann_name, MONTH( birth1 ) AS bday_month, 
DAYOFMONTH( birth1 ) AS bday_day, YEAR( birth1 ) AS event_year, 
DATE_FORMAT( birth1, '%m %d' ) AS event_date, 
DATE_FORMAT( birth1, '%Y-%m-%d' ) AS event_date_comp, 
DATE_FORMAT( birth1, '%b %d' ) AS event_date_display
FROM armer_individuals
WHERE (
MONTH( birth1 ) > '$c_month'
)
OR (
(
MONTH( birth1 ) = '$c_month'
)
AND (
DAYOFMONTH( birth1 ) > '$c_day'
)
)
ORDER BY event_date
)
UNION (
 
SELECT id, name, fullname, birth1, death1, deathplace, is_divorced, 
wedding1, ann_name, MONTH( wedding1 ) AS ann_month, 
DAYOFMONTH( wedding1 ) AS ann_day, YEAR( wedding1 ) AS ann_year, 
DATE_FORMAT( wedding1, '%m %d' ) AS event_date, 
DATE_FORMAT( wedding1, '%Y-%m-%d' ) AS event_date_comp, 
DATE_FORMAT( wedding1, '%b %d' ) AS event_date_display
FROM armer_individuals
WHERE (
(
MONTH( wedding1 ) > '$c_month'
)
OR (
(
MONTH( wedding1 ) = '$c_month'
)
AND (
DAYOFMONTH( wedding1 ) > '$c_day'
)
)
)
AND (
is_divorced <> 'yes'
)
AND (
YEAR( death1 ) = '0'
)
ORDER BY event_date
)
ORDER BY event_date
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